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Chuck Norris Facts: The 10 best sayings

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Chuck-Norris-jokes are all the rage - and developed the Facts have spread through the Blockbuster heroes of the 80s and 90s over the Internet. The best Chuck-Norris-sayings you find here in our Top 10.

Place 10 place 6 of the best Chuck-Norris-Facts

  • Chuck Norris is so hot He burns his CDs with his breath.
  • God said: "let There be light". Chuck Norris answered: "say please".
  • Chuck Norris can also send by E-Mail a letter bomb.
  • Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him a stripper was in it.
  • Chuck Norris has more credit cards than to Max Mustermann.

Place 5 - place 1 of the funniest Chuck-Norris-sayings

  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris needs neither the mouse or keyboard, he simply plugged his index finger into a USB port.
  • Once Chuck Norris came in a 1000-Meter race after 800 meters on the target.
  • Chuck Norris brings onions to cry.
  • Global warming there is: Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up higher.
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