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Siri - the 5 funniest commands

  • Mar 31, 2026
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Siri is not only useful, there are also some funny commands, and witty answers from Apple's voice assistant on your questions. We present the Top 5 of the Apple-laughs.

The most interesting commands for Siri

For the input of the commands you need to hold out a little longer for the Home-Button pressed. You can then give the short beep of the command.
  • Who doesn't want to know, what your assistant has just, finally, have you met Siri yet never. To the question, "What are you wearing?" replies Siri completely dry with "aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Pretty neat, huh?"
  • On the question of who has made you for, you will get something patzige answer: "It is on the box... I was designed by Apple in California."
  • Obviously, Siri can be so funny. If you want to communicate to the Siri with the command "You're funny," responds to your voice-assistant with the sentence: "Yes... sometimes I feel as if I had eaten Breakfast a Clown."
  • If you voice your voice assistant like, you can Express this praise with the command "You're sexy". Siri then responds confidently: "On a scale of 1 to 10... exactly 10, 0411."
  • They are completely dissatisfied with the performance of Siri. Then you can have your exaggerated with the command "I'm going to threaten to kill" But even that does not bring its voice assistant from the rest. Siris casual remark: "I couldn't find any suicide pävention centers."
Funny answers from Siri
Note: The above reply has Siri not always in 100% of cases, the Council of Europe. The capricious voice assistant will vary your responses also change. So you need to ask several times if necessary - although some of the alternative answers of Siri are just as funny as the examples above.

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